Love Letters from the Internet
I asked Googlism to write me a poem. You can, too! Mine was in need of editing, so I kept my favorite lines and cut the rest...
mary is thinking
mary is busy
mary is committed
mary is a devil
mary is hot
mary is the last thing i own
mary is the girl i love
mary is a gem
mary is no wonder woman
mary is a bonny lassie
mary is arrested for giving brownies to suffering patients
mary is smiling
mary is a chicken
mary is still there after all these years?
mary is the first creature to enjoy eternal life
mary is no hoax
mary is weeping
mary is 100 years young
mary is coming
mary is clever
mary is rich and positive
mary is contrary
mary is for everyone
mary is extemely likable
mary is barely even mentioned in the bible
mary is driving to work; so mary is driving
mary is not the whole story.
Googlism knows nothing about Cecellia. :sigh:
ReplyDeleteMary is a Mary-land Blue Crab.
ReplyDelete-Lobster, giggling
yay for our superb taste in literature :)
ReplyDeleteI can't believe we're the only people on the net who quoted that passage! The Blind Assassin is by far one of my favourite books. I remember posting that in the summer. At the time it really described how I was feeling.
Do you also use statcounter to track who visits your site? I love seeing the different ways people find mine, some are so random.
Thanks for the email. :)
If you're a lobster and Mary is a Maryland Blue Crab, what can I be?
ReplyDelete-Lana
(from googlism)
ReplyDelete"lana is so beautiful i could marry her anywhere in this world"
Awww! So true. Marry me.
Lana, because you are so inquisitive (prompting me to think of what this one character used always to say on this old kung-fu sitcom: "Patience, grasshopper, patience! All will be revealed in time."*), you could be a grasshopper. Or, since you live in Texas, an armadillo. Your choice.
ReplyDeleteYours,
Lobster
*Note: I am nowhere old enough to have actually watched that show when it was on in the 70s, incidentally.
I love this:
ReplyDeletecooper is gone
cooper is back
cooper is not a provenance problem
cooper is dead
cooper is coming to bellmawr
cooper is leaving
cooper is an international mumpreneur
cooper is good people
cooper is knighted by the queen
cooper is a psychotic bitch
cooper is available for adoption
cooper is organized
cooper is scared shitless of reality
cooper is a real estate agent
cooper is assisted backing out of his spacecraft
cooper is a doctoral candidate in her third year
cooper is expectantly awaited
cooper is the clear choice among the gop
cooper is coming to charlotte
cooper is a christian
cooper is recruiting potential instructors for our fall instructors clinic
cooper is literary guest michael brown
cooper is like a slice of country within easy reach of the city
cooper is arrested
cooper is on target
cooper is here for big speedway race
cooper is director of brown university's center for neural science
cooper is the 'miss manners' of software design
cooper is in top form
cooper is one of the small and very select company of writers
cooper is a national treasure
cooper is a spunky 14" red sable & white dog
cooper is perfect as the reluctant texas sheriff investigating a 40 year old murder
cooper is fun to watch
cooper is going to surprise you
cooper is likely to go on sale in the us below $18
cooper is a classic
cooper is not done yet
cooper is proud to be 100% infullible
cooper is named for john baptista rogers cooper
cooper is responsible for the smooth running of the contact centre
cooper is proud to be the first electric utility in south carolina to offer green power
cooper is known worldwide as the "father of aerobics"
cooper is working for the bengals
cooper is mentally tougher than fox mulder
cooper is untreated and will weather naturally
cooper is in the driver's seat