Lessons Learned from the Cats
1. Any door that you witness being closed becomes instantly appealing, even if you were lounging happily on the couch before. It's the, "Wait, what's happening over THERE?" reflex.
2. It's ok to fight with your friends, but do it with your claws retracted. Catnip can cause errors of judgement in this case.
3. If you sit on someone's lap and purr, she'll be your friend forever; however, if you get overexcited and drool on her, she'll think you're gross.
4. Also, if you see someone headed for a chair, run ahead of them and jump up on the chair just before they get there. Then quickly make yourself comfortable until you are forced to shoo! :-)
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