I Want...

-1 and one half bedrooms

-1 and one half bathrooms

People are notorious for starting projects and not finishing them.

Why is this so difficult to search for?

Remnants of the Obama Campaign

Lately my laptop has been having some technical difficulties, and it has this trend of telling me: "Sorry, I can't open this webpage." And I find myself thinking: "Yes you can!"

UH HUH YES WE DID

We did cry. We thought we would probably cry and then we thought, no, we won't cry, it's too scripted, and then we cried and it didn't take any effort and it was beautiful.

So get to service, America.

p.s. Kimberly Ryan, you can come back. It's ok now.