easiest parent conference ever

"...Actually, and I am sorry for the short notice, but I'm withdrawing K---- today; we're going to try a charter school that we feel can better suit her special needs. I apologize for any inconvenience she may have caused you."

(later, in cluster meeting)

"I wish all parent conferences were that productive: 'Excuse me, I'm having some problems with your spawn of satan child.' 'Ok, I'll withdraw him right away.' 'GREAT!'"

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It's pomegranate season!! (Click the link for maximum juicy goodness, minimum frustration: stolen from mightygirl last year.)

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When the Starbucks people know your name and your drink and you know their work schedules, maybe it's time to clean the pot...