Ooops!

Dear,

Do you remember two years ago when the day after I hit "send" on my taxes (in mid-February) I recieved a tax form from the Corporation for National Service regarding my supposed "income" and I was like 1) you're too late and 2) this is hogwash: you people paid my university student loan and I never saw this money? And pps you're too late? And do you remember how you were like, Mary, pay your taxes. Is this coming back to you now? How I was like, let them come get it?

So anyway. They'd like some taxes on that money, please. They could have just asked me, two years ago, by the end of January, like they are supposed to.

I do not think it is a coincidence that our president doubles AmeriCorps and I get audited. No sir.