Cat: Hello! I have stunned this cockroach for you, it is ready to...
M: FEEL MY WRATH. DIE, BUG, DIE.
C: Yes, see, I found it, and then I knocked it out,
M: BRING ME A PAPER TOWEL.
C: Right. I cornered it, and then I knocked it on its back... see...
M: Yes, and then I stepped on it. Well done, Cat.
C: I... Ok. I mean, I spotted it..
M: Yes. Let's snuggle. Best Cat Ever.
C: ::purrrrrr:::
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Well done!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you guys would like to tackle some of the bigger critters now:
http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/284565,australian-partially-relieved-after-python-vacates-his-toilet.html
Or, not. ;-)
Cheers,
Dad