Earlier, I declared myself the supreme bug killer in the house.
Since then, the cat has entered new evidence demonstrating:
Exhibit A: cat's relative size and density to bug in question vs human
Exhibit B: a record of past bug killings, executed quietly, at night, and "without all that shouting and fuss"
Exhibit C: mutually agreed upon "cat" job description stating that cat will kill bug on sight or stare indefinitely at spot where bug once was until food, nap, or need to use cat box arise.
I concede my title.
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