Monday, December 22, 2008

But Mom Lets Me Do It...

All year, the rule has been "bed is for humans and cats" and the dog has never argued, save for the first few days home after staying with a more lenient dogsitter.

Today, though... man.

SO BAD

Every time I turned around that dog was all "whoooooo dog on the bed!"

And I was like no, NO, no dogs on the bed!

And she was like: Come ON. I have put up with you people and your ridiculous "loveseat" for like a YEAR and it is cold and I miss my couch. Let a dog on the bed.

And I was like NO. The cat is going to claw your eyes out.

And the cat was like: Nah, I'm cool.

And I was like FINE but you CANNOT tell Jason -- and then we all took a nap. One huge calico Christmas vacation 3pm nap.

It was soooo good.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous9:05 AM

    That is one BIG dog!

    I happened onto your blog via a Google alert. (I'm a writer, and one of my books is called "Dogs on the Bed," so any time that phrase pops up, I get an alert.) Anyhow, your post is hilarious. Love the dialogue.

    Enjoy your very amusing, cute animals!

    Cheers,
    Elizabeth

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