Squared

Don't get me wrong... I have no problem with the idea of Roman Candle Jousting in theory--but the reality of a mob of people spilling into a lightly-trafficked road with the sole purpose of knocking each other off of tricked-out bicycles using LIVE FIREARMS (which then go off in any inconvenient direction, aka into the crowd or into the nearby automobiles)... well, let's just say that if you've never seen Mary go from "I'm having fun" to "We need to leave IMMEDIATELY" in 3 seconds flat, you don't really know me.

I did enjoy the accordian player on stilts.

But not the beverage selection. Who drinks "jungle juice" past the age of 19? Why? Why would you do that to yourself?

Well anyway. Happy birthday, whoever that guy was.