In the news today...
It turns out that I am fat and smelly.
I mean, JESEY-CRISEY, why didn't you people tell me this before?!?
But seriously. In the words of Lana:
"Do you really think she's going to sit and cry because an 'anonymous' blogger commenter called her a chunky monkey, or whatever it was that you said? No, she's going to ignore it, possibly take the commenting feature off, which is fine with me because I'm not a fan of that option anyway, and shake her classy little blonde head at what a sad world it is that some folks aren't creative enough to insult her with something with a little sting in it."
(I love that girl.)
lana!!
ReplyDeleteahem.
-lobster
Children, children... there's enough of me to go around. And I'd gladly have the back of that swashbucklin' pal-o-mine any day.
ReplyDeleteHey, H, remember when you wanted to put bags of flaming poop on Andre's doorstep? Sigh... those were the days!
Dear Lana,
ReplyDeleteDo you have an active blog? I mean, I see the one over there, but that one doesn't seem to be updated regularly.
Sincerely,
Lobster
H-the-Brigand,
ReplyDeleteHaha... Oh that was SOOO FUNNY (and sick and sad, but on my part, not yours)! I sent the Bulgarian eating disorder awareness week e-cards, too...
Sorry, lobster, no updated blog these days. No time, really. I'm much older lady than I used to be.