epilogue

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

Apparantly my little cat is SO stinky that her stink has managed to pervade an entire apartment despite the best efforts of my vacuum cleaner and Randall's carpet shampooer. And apparantly I am so accustomed to living in the stench of my smelly, smelly cat, that I don't even notice the smell. What can I say, sweetheart? Maybe kitty cologne is in order. I'll buy some for you with whatever measly scraps of the deposit my former landlord throws my way.

(I don't care I don't care I don't care I'm DONE.)