Wordperfect leaves a bad taste in my mouth

Hey Kevin, what was that free pseudo-Word program you mentioned awhile ago? Also, I haven't talked to Sarah since before I bought it, but I think she and I have matching cars now!

This could have been done in an email. Oh well.

Hope the rest of you are bbq-happy and laborless today. Happy birthday to Debi (yesterday), my dad (the 9th), and my little brother who is turning (god help us) 21 on the 13th.