man versus beast

scenario: I am standing outside holding my cat (who has been a very very BAD CAT) by the neck, Jeff waits by the door.

me: OK, when I count to three, I'm going to drop her and run back. You close the door as soon as I run in. Ready? 1... 2... 3!
(a second later)
Jeff: OHHHHHH! SHE BEAT YOU! SHE TOTALLY BEAT YOU!