Your Life, For Sale (or Lease)

I found the online listing for my apt ("apart") today and it sort of creeped me out.

For one, the inside picture is not my apartment. It never was my apartment. It must be some other apartment. Some BORING apartment.

For two, there's no built-in-microwave. It's MY microwave and it's coming with me. Bitches.

For three, my landlord upped the rent by $55 dollars -- and that is already more than I could have paid had I signed a year lease agreement. So, a total increase of $75 dollars/month since December 1. (And when I rented the place, it was newly renovated and CHEAP(er).)

I was going to link to the post, but I still don't trust you internet jerks, even if I'm only living here a few more weeks.

But, according to the internet, it is "awesome" and "has it all." But, no microwave. You don't want my microwave, anyway, new renters. Many vegetables have died in there.