Thursday, September 27, 2007

Are You There, Flag? It's Me, Margaret.

See what you miss by being out of the classroom for awhile?

They went and changed the Texas pledge.

I had to post a link or else some of you would think I am making this up.

"Honor the Texas flag; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one state under God, one and indivisible."

God's like, "How many times do I have to tell you that I love all my children equally? Now please stop picking on Mexico."

They might as well add "Hook 'em horns; second amendment; suck it, California" in there too, to make sure every school kid knows exactly what we stand for.

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