Y'all, hold the phones!
I realize some of you out there might be concerned to hear that an American Apparel has sprouted up right under our very noses, not--as expected--downtown or in the Rice Village shopping center, but in the heart of Montrose: right next door to THREE yuppie coffeeshops, a hipster bar, a hipster bookstore, several hipster resale clothing stores, a small contingency of antique stores, and my apartment.
...On second thought, it makes perfect sense.
Not to worry--I have excellent credit and the mental discipline of a--0oooh, shiny object.
Ok, I'm a little worried, too.
I can see it from my HOUSE! Looky all the purdy colors!
This is worse than that Urban Outfitters next to the Sangria Bar. Whoever said that Houston lacks any city planning is lying to your debit card.
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