Tuesday, June 06, 2006

If I Were President...

...and I'm not saying I should be...

...but if I WERE, and some lobbyists/Extreme-Christian-Right came up to me with this banning same-sex marriage bullshiz, I'd be like, "Ok, show me the economic ramifications." (Take note: 5-syllable word there, yo--sans speechwriter)

And they'd be like, "None that we know of. This is really a moral governance issue. It has no economic implications whatsoever."

And I'd be like, "BITCHES--get out of My House! I've got serious sh-t to do. I'm the f-cking PRESIDENT."

What am I missing here?
Don't they have a screening process or something?

Double post!

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