Tis the (fashion) season...

...for red lipstick and black seamed stockings and slinky black turtlenecks.

Boots! Oversized sweaters! Rhinestone brooches! Scarves!

Oh, how I adore you, cold weather. You and your pomegranates and your rum-infused eggnog. Please stay and make yourself comfortable. You can sleep under my down comforter.

Now if I could just get someone to buy me this coat...