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The benefits to having two seperate user accounts on the computer is that my stuff doesn't have to fraternize with Jason's stuff, and vice versa, and my iTunes does not get littered up with Cambodian pop music.

The downside is that certain programs, if open by another user, cannot be opened until they are closed by the original user. And sometimes these programs make themselves very difficult to close. I'm looking at you, webcam.

Sometimes I'm not sure which user account is open, so I hit the homepage button: Washington Post = Mary; New York Times = Jason.

Side by Side

You know what is super cute?

If J and I both give money to something, something like an arts organization in Houston, then our names appear next to each other on the sponsor lists because of the alphabet and not because of relationship status.

If we had attended grade school together, I would have constantly been pulling his pigtails. Or staring at the freckles on the backs of his ears, more likely. Or telling my gossipy friends that it doesn't mean anything that our lockers are next to each other and I was only carrying his backpack because he broke his arm playing soccer, GOSH.

Cute cute.

Ur Mah Cupcake

M: Is that cupcake for me?

J: What? No! You looked?

M: I mean... what's in the foil?

J: A cupcake. My mom made them for me.

M: And you brought one home for me?

J: No, I brought it home for me.

M: ...

J: What?

M: Can I have half? Can we share the cupcake?

J: No you can't have half.

M: You are sleeping on this couch tonight.

J: Me and my cupcake are sleeping on this couch tonight.