Wrong Email Address

Gary wants me to come on Friday, and bring chicken (oops, too late)

Prof. Wolf's assistant would like to know if she will be brought to dinner directly from her plenary, or like, what.

An unknown phone # texted my email address to say "BRISTOL HAS TO GO! DID YOU SEE THAT?!?"

Deaona says: Happy anniversary! She says that Jackson will be Darth Vader this year as he is really into Star Wars.

Kelly says Happy Birthday and welcome to your 40s!

Jean & Don sent a very involved holiday schedule. For example: 12/11 is Grandaddy's Christmas, unless he calls it off. This will include Aunt Judy, Aunt Kay, etc. And whomever he chooses. For the Jean family, gifts will be for children only (Michael, Mathew, Meagan, Mason, Ava, Kayden, Riley, Joey, Duncan and Madilynn). Grandaddy will make his own choices and decisions.

...

They become white noise, easily passed by in the "not for me" 2 second skim.

Each misdirected; each remarkable in its own way.

I Love This. Sign me up for Bible School.

"Don't worry about tomorrow, This is not a suggestion, but a command. I divided time into days and nights, so that you would have manageable portions of life to handle. MY GRACE IS SUFFICIENT FOR YOU, BUT ITS SUFFICIENCY IS FOR ONLY ONE DAY AT A TIME. When you worry about the future, you heap day upon day of troubles onto your flimsy frame. You stagger under this heavy load, which I never intended you to carry."
Matthew 6:34, 2 Corinthians 12:9

#misdirected-emails-thanks

Don't show your neck around here anymore

Subject: Dress Code
From: Les to bob, Lynn, mark, me
9:03 PM (21 minutes ago)

"Bob please inform gail of Ross s surname who played at quinns last night as I gave him his first warning for not wearing a collared shirt."

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OHHHHHHHHH SNAP.

(file under misdirected e-mails)

My Flash-Sideways Life

From a misdirected email:

"Hope everything is going well so far! Just to confirm, you will be receiving one more trunk today at 9am. It will be delivered to set and contains the fine jewelry, a Donna Karan dress, some fur pieces, and accessories."

DUDE I wish they would misdirect that trunk to my actual address. Though I am not sure what I'd do with the fur pieces. It's starting to get steamy in HTX.

Thanks for your e-mail.

Attn: Moms, UNEEFISIO, British People, Grace James, Study Partners, Etc. ...

Hey, thanks for your e-mail. I really enjoyed reading a partial list of Michael's high school graduation gifts (that kid totally scored). Yes, the BBQ sounds great, wish I could have been there. Yes, I am keeping up with my grades.

And you, other person, I wish you all the best with your new organization and I hope you find someone to meet your web design needs. Thanks for thinking of me.

All you Spanish-speaking people, I don't know what you are saying, and I am sorry.

However, I am not the person you are trying to find! Try somewhere else, please!

Thanks. Sorry.

My next email address is going to be sorrywrongnumber@gmail.com