You Say Tomato...

M: I need you to get on board with me on something.

J: Ok, what's that?

M: The leftover onion... is in the tomato holder. It looks like a tomato, but it is an onion.



J: No.

M: What?

J: 1. It needs to be refrigerated, and 2. it will ruin the plastic and smell like onion forever.

M: Well, GEEZ, ok.

J: It's in there now?

M: I'm MOVING it. I thought I was making a funny, but apparantly I am causing a vegetable disaster.

J: You should put it in an onion holder.



M: I don't have an onion holder. I have a tomato holder. That was holding an onion. That is now going in a plastic bag.

J: Well, you should get an onion holder.

M: YOU should get an onion holder.