Facial

After six layers of goo, she says, "And now this is the moisterizer," which strikes me as hilarious, since she's already given me five or six products to massage, pat, circle onto my face. Turns out all those layers were NOT moisterizers at all, but rather guardians, tonics, calmers, soothers, protectants, and/or plantidotes.

...But no one else is laughing, and they all have perfect skin, and I have a zit and wrinkles. I shut up and moisterize.

edit: I feel compelled to say that I also spent $50. Sooo worth it. In a month, I'm gonna look like a teenager. Only without the acne.