Huff and puff and...

Build your houses out of bricks, children, and board up the windows and stock up on water a week in advance.

Lots of big bad wolves around this year.

And for fck's sake: if ever offered the opportunity to move away from your family and community in what has been labelled one of the most highly-educated cities in the country where the policy and government jobs live in exchange for a hot and stinky swampland that doesn't have any place to put its water--JUST SAY NO.